Awesome!

I'm too direct with my speech. I tend to tell the truth too much, let people know exactly what's on my mind. If something sucks, I say so. If I like something, I say so. I keep forgetting the beautiful rhetorical modus operandi of my good buddy Chris S., who, instead of the direct approach, had a code. If something sucked, it was awesome! With gusto. If some idiot freak did something utterly stupid: Awesome! If some some awful task was given him: Awesome!

I keep forgetting how useful this sytem is. This post is to remind myself of its obvious utility. Hey you, dumbass, you're awesome!

This book, fuck it is awesome!

George W. Bush is awesome! Etc.